Hier volgt een verkorte versie van het boeiende stukje literatuur.
"The pornography and violence that your son traffics in is the kind of stuff that most mothers would be ashamed to see their son putting into the hands of other mothers' children.
Maybe you, Mrs Zelnick, were so taken by your handsome son that you spared the rod and spoiled the child. That would explain why he has brought you, by the way he presently acts, to shame.
Your son, this very moment, is doing everything he possibly can to sell as many copies of GTA IV to teen boys. If you trained up Strauss to do this, then shame on you.
What you will see in your son's game, if this iteration is anything like its predecessors, is incredible interactive violence aimed at police offers (whom you can shoot in the head and see the blood spray), innocent bystanders (whom you can run over with your car just for the heck of it).
Happy Mothers' Day, Mrs Zelnick, which this year is May 11, two weeks after your son unleashes porn and violence upon other mothers' boys. I'm sure you're very proud."
Kort samengevat zegt hij dus nogmaals dat GTA IV des duivels is, omdat je politieagenten kunt neerknallen en onschuldige omstaanders kunt omverrijden met je auto. Tot slot wenst hij haar nog een gelukkige moederdag.
